
It would appear that we at the Solo backed the right horse in the smelly race. According to this little piece in big paper, the little fellow who lives in our big tower hasn't been doing his bit for the backing of his new scent.
While we have no doubt that he smells sweeter than a tin his favourite drop: purple fanta, we worry that he has decided to flagrantly ignore his fragrant responsibility.

While the purple one spends twenty one nights engaged in his favourite public onanism at the O2, our glorious benefactor P Dizzle spends literally hours dreaming up and decanting his purest liquid - Unforgiveable. So raise a glass to our man Puffy. He wouldn't be seen dead in purple - just look at his face.
Pictures: top - the purple one catching a waft of our scent. bottom - Puffy has a eyeful of Oprah's brother.

2 comments:
Prince is such an elusive little fellow, isn't he?
tru dat! unless he turns up on your doorstep hollering about the Lord for the Jehovah's Witnesses... he's also denounced homosexual marriage don'tchaknow. All this public eye shiz smacks of a new album in the offing... result!
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